I woke up feeling like pre-chewed gum under a desk; sticky and stuck. It took me two seconds to realize Evan was literally on top of me, and not in a sexy way. I was sleeping on my belly and he was too, only he was hugging me like you'd hug a non-alive pillow you can maneuver around awkwardly. He had a leg around my waist and both arms wrapped around me like he was trying to kill me. I wriggled around trying to get him the hell off but he just grumbled out non-words. After a few more seconds of this I let out a heavy sigh.
"Evan! Get off me!" I yelled out exaggeratedly, eyes shut and everything. He didn't spring to motion like I had planned, instead he released me, rolled over on his side facing away from me, and went back to sleep. Well...okay. I raced to my bathroom before I could realize that I was naked and jumped in the shower before it could even warm up. Once freezing, but clean, I put on clean clothes that I hadn't folded; skinny jeans and a big Bob Dylan t-shirt.
Staring down at sleeping Evan I realized I quite liked the stupid horny bastard. His blond hair was curling at the ends and I realized he probably straightened it, which is SO gay but it just made me smile some more. I sat down on the bed again, like my mom used to do when she'd wake me up for school (ew, school) and scratched his bare back. He made little noises of approval.
"Why do you smell like you just got out of the shower?" I heard him say, which is impressive considering his face was smashed in a pillow.
"Because I did. Why are you so tired?"
"Because you're an insatiable sex fiend." I could feel my face get all hot so I took my hand off his back, as if to prove I was really a nun deep down.
"Rude." Was all I muttered. He turned his head to look at me and gave me a half grin.
"Not that I mind." I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Are you kids dressed already?!" I heard a very familiar voice yell from the kitchen. Charlie Brown trotted in then with a carrot hanging from his mouth and jumped on my bed to finish eating it. He didn't seem to mind Evan being there...naked.
"Yes!" I yelled back to Oliver, he ran in just afterwards with a coffee for me.
"Good because I walked in earlier and saw a lot of naked parts of both of you that I never want to see again...well...not yours anyways Liv." He winked at Evan. Evan laughed and got up off the bed, still naked, grabbed my chin and pecked my lips, and then went into the bathroom to shower. Oliver and I stood there a little shocked.
"That wasn't even necessary." I said out loud.
"It totally was." Oliver followed.
"So, like, are you two all stupid or what?" Stupid was code for together in Kare talk. I shrugged my shoulders as I sipped on my mango smoothie, Kare had lime.
"Oh don't shrug me, you're so lame." We were at our local mall, window shopping AKA following Oliver around while he shopped for some more clothes he didn't need.
"Well, at least you're getting laid, and Oliver says his thinger is like super-" And then she made hand motions like those people on the Subway commercials do.
"Shut up." I said dryly.
"I thought he was with that one chick though, you know, the one with the body...and the face...and the hair."
"Supposedly they were just having sex."
"Oh, just sex, okay because I mean, if I were you I'd be worried if the guy I was seeing was fucking other girls, but if it's just sex, pshh, who cares. Hey, would you mind if me and him, you know, just sex of course." Kare kept a straight face the entire time and all it did was piss me off.
"I didn't want to ask him okay? I don't even know what the fuck is going on between us right now, I'm not going to start demanding things a girlfriend would. You fucking bitch." Kare laughed.
"God, for a second there I thought you'd gone all Tina Turner pre-badass on me." I gave her a little grin and she gave me a push. Oliver came out of the store he'd been in for an hour then, with a new bag, and joined us.
"What are we talking about?" He asked casually.
"Liv and Evan, and that awkward third girl that he has sex with."
"He has sex with another awkward girl besides Liv?"
"Oh, smooth, I see what you did there." And then he and Kare high-fived like jocks.
I was listening to Ann and Farah talk about I don't even know what, more I was just watching how fast their lips and hands were moving, when the telephone to the store rang. Thankful for a distraction I jumped to answer it.
"Thanks for calling Lovecakes, this is Olivia, how can I help you?" I heard laughter from the other side.
"I've never heard you sound so nice." It was Evan, I caught myself smiling idiotically at nobody.
"You are so hilarious. Why are you bugging me? I'm so super busy right now."
"I'm sure. Come to my place tonight after work."
"Well, only because you ASKED so nicely, dear."
"Dear? I think I prefer asshole."
"Ok, asshole, I'll think about it. I'm super tired and important so you know, I'll check my schedule, if I even get time to. I mean-"
"Yeah, yeah, see you later." And then he hung up. I looked at the phone angrily and then slammed it down on the receiver. Psh, I was SO not going to show up.